Basketball Coach Arrested For One Too Many Bulk Items At Costco
Oct 23, 2009, 11:00 AM EDT
I don’t know how to say this so I’m just going to say it: A Boise, Idaho high school basketball coach was arrested recently for wandering around a local Costco while masturbating.
So OK, who hasn’t pleasured themselves while bargain shopping? But it gets worse. Kyle Dennis, 37, was arrested after multiple instances of getting to third base with himself, and court documents say that it also happened at a Wal-Mart.
But wait a minute. The ad said that their prices were unbeatable.
According to court documents, Dennis “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.”
The documents go on to say that Dennis performed the same behavior at the Costco on 2051 S. Cole Road as well as the Walmart on Overland in June. Dennis, who teaches geometry and coaches basketball at Capital High School, was arrested Monday at 6:30 a.m. He allegedly walked around the stores performing the behavior in front of other shoppers.
Um, Go Eagles?
One Capital High student in Dennis’ math class said he’s holding off on judgment.
“Even if he’s charged with anything, when he comes back to school, I’m not going to look at him any differently than I would,” said Mark, a sophomore.
